Thursday, October 14, 2010

You can't be uninvited to the horror of "Uninvited"!

Hello, HMN true believers -

It's nearly time to unspool another of our impossibly awful films, and we'd love to have you collectively feel the pain.  "Uninvited" is a hilarious sea voyage with a murderous mutant cat, dopey college kids, and knucklehead criminals.  It mustn't be missed!

Saturday, October 16th, 2010 - 8PM 
(Doors at 7:15)
The Complex - Dorie Theater
6476 Santa Monica Blvd., Hollywood, Calif 90038

We set sail this Saturday at 8PM, so make sure to get on board at the Dorie Theater in The Complex.  This show is brought to you by Cheezy Flicks, who fully endorse "Uninvited" as fine example of glorious cheesy cinema.

Tell a friend, and come join us!  Thanks for your support.


Monday, October 11, 2010

Too horrible for HMN! Exhibit B - "Beasties"

Here's another entry in our ongoing series of movies we've screened that have not made the cut for our show, but are still worth a masochistic look.

Exhibit B is 1991's "Beasties", which unfortunately has nothing to do with the Boys of the same name. It's a goof on the 1950s alien-invasion-during-teen-rutting-season, with some odd additions. A nerdy science major goes on a double date, with the worst John Candy/Robin Williams imitator tagging along as his wingman. The group is captured by some punks (the zeitgeist version of punk rockers of the late 80s), who are in league with a satanic priestess. Oh, and there's aliens, too.

It's fun and stupid and weird and all the good things that make a HMN movie, but it's a bit slow, and shot amazing poorly (it was filmed in Super 8, and the DVD is a VHS transfer). There's a lot of funny moments, though, as evidenced in the trailer below. Watch only if you have extra ADHD meds.

Don't forget to join us for the killer mutant cat opus "Uninvited" this Saturday, October 16th at The Complex in Hollywood!