Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Gov. Jesse Ventura signs awesome into law with "ABRAXAS - GUARDIAN OF THE UNIVERSE"!

Happy almost-summer, HMNers!

If you're like us, you don't just like Terminator ripoffs -- you like Terminator ripoffs while having to do math!  Henceforth for June, we give you 1990's "ABRAXAS - GUARDIAN OF THE UNIVERSE".

A group of space cops, called Finders, keep the universe's peace via the planet Sargacia.  When one Finder, Secundus, goes rogue in search of greater power, what do you do to catch an unstoppable killing machine? Send another unstoppable killing machine.  That unstoppable killing machine is Abraxas, played by Gov. Jesse Ventura.

Of course, the two unstoppable killing machines end up on Earth, blow up a lot of stuff, and immaculately knock up an Earth woman, whose kid could actually solve the Anti-Life equation, which will unlock the universe's ultimate power.  It's a real hootenanny of cheesy goodness.

Saturday, June 15th, 2013
9PM (Doors 8:30)
NerdMelt Showroom
7522 Sunset Blvd.
Hollywood, Calif. 90046
Tickets: $8. in advance ($10. at the door)
Ages 16+

As always, we invite YOU to heckle to movie to your heart's content.  The best one-liners of the evening will win prizes!  In addition to the inherent unintended hilariousness of the movie, we will welcome very much on-purpose funny standups to perform:  Jackie Kashian (The Dork Forest podcast; Conan), and Jordan Morris (Jordan, Jesse, Go!; Maximum Fun podcast; Fetch Quest/Daily Habit).  Plus there's free popcorn!  Come on!

Grab tickets in advance at a discount -- you won't want to miss this one.  Huddle up with us via Facebook, Twitter, and our email list.  We promise to keep it above the waist, and keep you informed of all things horrible movie-ey.