tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8543074302074465222024-03-12T16:22:24.371-07:00Horrible Movie NightHidden in bargain bins and dusty warehouses, the worst movies on the planet lurk forgotten and unwatched. Horrible Movie Night exhumes these cinematic disasters, and invites your biting barbs & witty rejoinders. And if that's not enough, our improv group takes the stage to mock the film even further. Don't let these movies die alone. horriblemovie@pacbell.netHorrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.comBlogger100125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-4862714878734645562015-10-14T10:55:00.001-07:002015-10-14T10:55:26.327-07:00Duck! October's HMN brings you the cinematic misfire SHOTGUN, with guest co-host Brian Saur!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Here's the scoop on our October event -- <span class="aBn" data-term="goog_782387731" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-style: dashed; border-bottom-width: 1px; position: relative; top: -2px; z-index: 0;" tabindex="0"><span class="aQJ" style="position: relative; top: 2px; z-index: -1;">this Saturday</span></span> the 17th! Your hosts for the evening, </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/john.mathot" style="color: #3b5998; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">John Mathot</a><span style="color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"> (Disney's Star Vs. the Forces of Evil), </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/bunnymuffins" style="color: #3b5998; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">Susan Wright</a><span style="color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"> (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/thebecauseshow" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank">The Because Show podcast</a>), and special guest host BRIAN SAUR (<a href="http://www.rupertpupkinspeaks.com/" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank">Rupert Pupkin Speaks</a>) will present 1989's SHOTGUN! Two dedicated L.A. cops, tracking a leather-clad maniac who has been attacking the city's sex workers, expose a cover-up that forces them to use unconventional methods.</span><br />
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Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-29198810154089425912015-09-16T10:21:00.002-07:002015-09-16T10:21:49.304-07:00Come roast the dub-tastic EXECUTIONER PART II for HMN's sixth anniversary!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: black; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Your hosts for the evening, <strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">JOHN MATHOT</strong> (Disney's Star Vs. the Forces of Evil), <strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">SUSAN WRIGHT</strong> (The Because Show podcast) will present 1984's "<span style="color: blue; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndhwqUpnqaI" style="color: black; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">EXECUTIONER PART 2</strong></span></a></span>"! A Vietnam vet takes it upon himself to dispense vigilante justice in Los Angeles, while his </span><span style="color: black; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">police detective </span><span style="color: black; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">best friend (unaware of his friend's alter-ego) seeks to arrest the man known as The Executioner. Important thing to know: there was no Executioner Part 1. It was also shot in L.A. without sound with American actors, then dubbed in English. Here's a little taste of what's in store:</span><br />
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<span style="color: black; font-size: 12pt; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">There'll be comedy from <a href="https://twitter.com/ericdadourian" target="_blank">ERIC DADOURIAN</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/joshfadem" target="_blank">JOSH FADEM</a>, plus FREE POPCORN! Execute your resolve to be at this show!</span></div>
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Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-58189427368299970432015-07-12T11:43:00.001-07:002015-07-12T11:43:23.662-07:00Don't say you didn't see it coming -- FUTUREKICK roasts July 18th with guest cohost CASSANDRA PETERSON (ELVIRA)!<div class="ii gt m14e646e40db5bc79 adP adO" id=":m4">
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<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">Happy summer, <b>HMN</b>ers!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">We got a great show lined up for July!<br /><br style="color: #141823; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="color: #141823; line-height: 18px;">Your
hosts for the evening, John Mathot (Disney's Star Vs. the Forces of
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will present 1991's "<b>FUTUREKICK</b>"! Rampant crime has forced the
population to move to the moon, leaving Earth a cesspool of depraved
violence. The robot police force handling the problem has in turn become
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creators.</span><br style="color: #141823; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="color: #141823; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="color: #141823; line-height: 18px;">There'll be comedy from </span><b><a href="https://twitter.com/TaylorComedy" style="color: #3b5998; line-height: 18px; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">Taylor Williamson</a></b><span style="color: #141823; line-height: 18px;"> (America's Got Talent) and </span><b><a href="https://twitter.com/brendonwalsh" style="color: #3b5998; line-height: 18px; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">Brendon Walsh</a></b><span style="color: #141823; line-height: 18px;"><b> </b>(Maron, The Bonezone Podcast), plus FREE POPCORN! Don't say you didn't see this kick coming!</span></span></div>
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Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-9495836187244542542015-07-01T12:44:00.000-07:002015-07-01T12:44:03.545-07:00Our July guest co-host will light up the dark --!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Happy summer, <b>HMN</b> fans -<br />
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We took off for June, and took a road trip to rescue more awesomely bad movies from thrift stores and yard sales. We picked a winner for July, and will announce it soon!<br />
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But the bigger news will be about our special guest co-host. It's a biggie, and someone we know you will like. That said, this show WILL SELL OUT once the ticket link goes public.<br />
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However, we will be releasing the ticket early to <a href="https://instagram.com/horriblemovienight/">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/HorribleMovie">Twitter</a> followers. So follow us to make you can join us!<br />
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More info soon. Keep a horrible eye on us!<br />
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<b>HMN</b>Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-6288798415670754452015-05-04T09:54:00.000-07:002015-05-04T09:54:26.251-07:00It's a double black diamond roast of "ICED"!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Happy spring! The weather is finally starting to warm up. Hence in true <b>HMN</b> fashion, we want to take you skiing with 1988’s <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095350/" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank">“<b>Iced</b>”</a>!</div>
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This ski slope slasher begins with a group of smarmy kids gathered at a ski resort for fun, skiing, and sex. Two of the knucklehead bros decide to have a ski race at night to win the affections of a girl. Sounds logical. Unfortunately, one of the two bros meets with an unpleasant fate, but not before vowing revenge on, well — everybody. Four years later (this movie spans nine years total — take that, Boyhood!), the same group is mysteriously invited to the opening of new ski resort, and are offered deluxe accommodations in a spacious lodge. Fun, skiing, and sex commence once again. However, they are soon violently dispatched one at a time by a ski-masked killer. The remaining kids desperately try to stay alive and figure out the identity of the killer. Could it be the ghost of their dead friend? And can they get a refund for their lift tickets?</div>
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“Iced” is so much damned fun. The kills are bloody, the dialogue is cheesy, and the nudity is nudey. Ever want to see a naked guy do coke? “Iced” has got you, bro. The movie is also a cautionary tale about teasing friends with mental illnesses. It’s just not a good idea! One of the movie’s stars is Lisa Loring, the original Wednesday Addams on “The Addams Family”. Even Morticia would be aghast at this character’s poor hot tub etiquette. It’s double black diamond entertainment. Here's a spoilerific bunch of clips (don't watch if you want the kills to be a surprise):<br />
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<b>Tickets: <a href="http://holdmyticket.com/event/205171-horrible-movie-night" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank">$8. in advance</a></b> ($10. at the door)</div>
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Tickets are <a href="http://holdmyticket.com/event/205171-horrible-movie-night" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank">cheaper in advance</a>, so save some money by buying early. We are thrilled to have one of the actors from the film, <a href="https://twitter.com/KologieRon" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank">RON KOLOGIE</a>, join us for a Q&A after the movie. There will also be killer stand-up from <a href="https://twitter.com/kumailn" style="color: #1155cc;">KUMAIL NANJIANI</a> (Silicon Valley, The Meltdown Show)! All this and free popcorn? Let’s do this.</div>
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Follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/HorribleMovie" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="https://instagram.com/horriblemovienight/" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank">Instagram</a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Horrible-Movie-Night/187943907899299" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, and on <a href="mailto:horriblemovienight@gmail.com" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank">our mailing list</a> to keep apprised of all things horrible. <a href="http://holdmyticket.com/event/205171-horrible-movie-night" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank">Grab your tickets now</a>, and slalom on down to the show!</div>
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Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-57210450677954583232015-04-14T17:17:00.001-07:002015-04-14T17:17:01.570-07:00Too horrible for HMN! Exhibit P: "Laser Moon"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Ahoy hoy -<br />
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Here's another in our semi-regular series of movies fully-awful -- movies too crummy even for us.<br />
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1993 brought the world "<b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104683/">Laser Moon</a></b>", one of many post-porn sorties for Traci Lords. She had been on this path for a few years, so it's not "<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095756/">Not of This Earth</a>"-level bad. It's just drop-dead boring.<br />
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A serial killer is on the loose, and he kills only under a full moon. Even more specific is his weapon of choice -- a high-powered laser, which he presses against his victims' head, boiling their brains. It ain't a very scary weapon. It looks more like a big laser pointer.<br />
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Anyway, the killer taunts the public by calling in to a popular talk radio program with clues and boasts. Traci is a forensic cop assigned to catch the laser villain. She has scenes with the radio DJ, other cops, and various randos that bend time with how long they drag on. It's like Eric Bogosian's "Talk Radio" meets a bottle of Nyquil.<br />
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We'd link a clip, but the internet has rejected any video evidence like the human body rejects a black market kidney. Seek it out if you need assistance falling asleep.<br />
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Our next <b>HMN</b> show at <a href="http://nerdmeltla.com/">NerdMelt</a> in Hollywood will be Saturday, May 9th. We'll have an announcement of the chilly selection we've made, along with our awesome stand-ups. <a href="https://twitter.com/HorribleMovie">Stay</a> <a href="https://instagram.com/horriblemovienight/">with</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Horrible-Movie-Night/187943907899299">us</a>!<br />
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Zzzzzzap,<br />
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<b>HMN</b>Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-25065077690707792332015-04-05T12:50:00.002-07:002015-04-05T12:50:48.355-07:00Come hunt the action-packed bounty of PAROLE VIOLATORS!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Happy Easter, VHSers!<br />
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We are anxious to lay a beautifully-decorated rotten egg in your basket this month -- it's 1994's <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240791/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1"><b>Parole Violators</b></a>!<br />
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Miles Long is a disgraced former cop who has taken to busting criminals a different way -- as the host of the hit local access TV show, "Parole Violators." With his trusty video camera, he follows around recent parolees, goading them into committing new crimes (which kinda makes him worse than the criminals themselves). When a particularly scummy scumbag is freed and subsequently kidnaps his girlfriend's daughter, Miles goes on the offensive. Well, more on the offensive. <br />
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This movie's got more action than an old-timey director's megaphone. Stuntman-turned-actor Sean Donahue and his director father Patrick churned out a slew of quickie action movies in the 90s, hoping to turn Sean into a star. Considering <b>HMN</b> is showing one of his movies clues you in to how it turned out.
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We are excited to have you all down to the show to roast this Easter egg. <a href="http://holdmyticket.com/event/202633">Grab tickets in advance</a> on the cheap, and save two dollars! We will also welcome our excellent stand-up talent: <a href="https://twitter.com/BryanCooking">BRYAN COOK</a> (Erotic Fan Fiction), and <a href="https://twitter.com/lisabestcomedy">LISA BEST</a> (Warped Penguin Comedy Show)! Don't forget the free popcorn (meaning we have it here for you. Don't bring us free popcorn).<br />
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Let's do this! Follow us on social media, and get on <a href="mailto:horriblemovienight@gmail.com">our mailing list</a> -- we have an astounding guest co-host coming to a future show, and mailing list subscribers get first crack at tickets. See you at the theater, little cottontails. <br />
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Thumpity thump-thump,<br />
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<b>HMN</b>Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-70760042812541615402015-03-17T15:54:00.000-07:002015-03-17T15:54:14.040-07:00We want YOU to pick our next horrible movie!Hi bad movie fanatics -<br />
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Ordinarily, <b>Horrible Movie Night</b> is a very user-friendly show. So we decided to make it even user-friendlier! For April, we want you to choose the form of the destructor, i.e., pick which Sean P. Donahue movie you'd like to roast on Saturday, April 11.<br />
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Watch both of these trailers, and let us know which one you think will be better/worse. Will it be 1994's <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240791/?ref_=nm_flmg_stn_30">Parole Violators</a>, or 1997's <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0204356/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_6">Ground Rules</a>? You decide!<br />
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Let us know which one you like in the comments, or on Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram. Winner announced soon!<br />
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<b>HMN</b>Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-3060481681037282872015-03-04T18:40:00.001-08:002015-03-04T18:40:40.976-08:00You don't stop, you can't stop the "BODY ROCK"!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hi<b> HMN</b> fans -<br />
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March roars in like a breakdancing lion with another entry in our cinematic rogue's gallery -- it's "<b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086985/">Body Rock</a></b>".<br />
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New York City, 1984. An amazing time for culture with the explosion of street art, hip hop, and breakdancing. Films like "Style Wars", "Breakin'", and "Wild Style" brought it life for so many people all over the world. Now take all that culture and excitement, and put it through the Hollywood homogenization machine, and you get a movie worthy of <b>HMN</b>. The film stars Lorenzo Lamas as Chilly D, a street-smart rapper, dancer, and graffiti artist (from whom we see very little of all three). He hangs with his crew and toughs it out trying to make it big. Once Chilly gets a job from a high-profile promoter, he starts to forget his old crew. Will he grab his shot at the big time, or will he remember where he came from?<br />
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<b>Saturday, March 14th, 2015</b><br />
<b>9PM</b> (Doors 8:30)<br />
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7522 Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, Calif. 90046<br />
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We're back on our regular Saturday this month, so <a href="http://holdmyticket.com/event/200110">grab your tickets now</a> on the cheap. We are excited to feature stand-up from <a href="https://twitter.com/AnnaAkana">ANNA AKANA</a> (YouTube), and <a href="https://twitter.com/mattingebretson">MATT INGEBRETSON</a> (The Soup). There will also be our usual cheap snacks & drinks, and free popcorn! Get on <a href="mailto:horriblemovienight@gmail.com">our email list</a> now, as there will be an amazing guest host being announced soon for a future show, and email subscribers will get the first crack at tickets. Do it! And follow us on all your favorite flavors of social media.<br />
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Happy March!<br />
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<b>HMN</b>Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-89166700672369765722015-01-29T15:19:00.000-08:002015-01-29T15:19:31.459-08:00Just try to rewrite "DEATH BY DIALOGUE"!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hi again, <b>HMN</b>ers -<br />
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We have a lovely bunch of coconuts in store for February. And we get to bring you our show on a special Friday the 13th! Every once in a while, a movie crosses our path that makes us say, "It's called <u>what</u> --?" Thankfully, that movie is 1988's "<b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094976/combined">Death By Dialogue</a></b>."<br />
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Another gem from the direct-to-VHS boom of the 1980s, the film concerns a group of teenagers headed out to the country for some spring break fun (because nothing says "party" like hanging around fields of dead grass and unkempt trees). They are staying at the home of one of the kids' uncle, a retired taxidermist. The uncle is also the unwilling guardian of a haunted movie script, which the kids eventually discover. Whoever reads the script will find themselves pursued and killed by sinister forces. The kids attempt to discover the nature of the curse before the script gets rid of all of them.<br />
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The producers thought a big selling point would be to cast Ken Sagoes, the unexpected and hilarious star of "Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors." Even Ken could not dream his way out of this wonderfully ludicrous movie. Wait until you see the deadly heavy metal band (trailer is NSFW on account of boobies).<br />
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<b>FRIDAY, February 13th, 2015</b><br />
<b>9PM</b> (doors 8:30)<br />
<a href="http://nerdmeltla.com/">NerdMelt Showroom</a><br />
7522 Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, Calif. 90046<br />
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We are excited to have you come and riff the movie with us! We have one of the stars of the film scheduled to appear after the show for a Q&A. As always, we will have excellent stand-up comedy from some of L.A.'s best comics. There will be cheap snacks & drinks, and FREE POPCORN! Remember, the best one-liners of the night will win prizes. Get your <a href="http://holdmyticket.com/event/196430">tickets cheap in advance</a>, and bear in mind the show is <u>FRIDAY</u> this month.<br />
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Stalk us on <a href="https://twitter.com/horriblemovie">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://instagram.com/horriblemovienight">Instagram</a>, <a href="http://instagram.com/horriblemovienight">Facebook</a>, and via <a href="mailto:horriblemovienight@gmail.com">our email list</a>. Make sure to get on it as we have a very special guest co-host planned for a future show, and the email list will get first crack at tickets.<br />
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See you soon!<br />
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<br />Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-81515413893060800672015-01-14T10:54:00.001-08:002015-01-14T10:56:39.184-08:00Too horrible for HMN! Exhibit O: "Lazarus the Legend"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hi <b>HMN</b>ers -<br />
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First off, a huge thanks to the awesome crowd of fans that packed our last show at <a href="http://nerdmeltla.com/">NerdMelt</a>, and our awesome guest, actor <a href="https://twitter.com/ToniHudson">Toni Hudson</a>. It was amazing. We will be back on Friday, Feb. 13th (Friday the 13th, yo) with another cinematic disaster. Get on <a href="mailto:horriblemovienight@gmail.com">our mailing list</a>, as we are planning a killer guest very soon. Email listers will get first crack at tickets before we announce to the general public.<br />
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Next is another in our ongoing series of movies, for one reason or another, that are just too damned bad for <b>HMN</b>. This time, we feature "<b><a href="http://www.adjustyourtracking.com/product/lazarus-the-legend-vhs/">LAZARUS THE LEGEND</a></b>." Shot on video in 1991, this oddball kung-fu nightmare was directed by Matt Frazinni in Erie, PA. It won an award at a local film festival, then disappeared for decades. Tales of this missing masterpiece were passionately woven in bad movie circles. Unfortunately, after years of working in local TV, Matt was killed in car crash in 2009. The family decided to honor his memory by finally releasing "Lazarus" to the public.<br />
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The movie's brazen, balls-out action and insanity is jaw-dropping. Unable to score the movie himself, the director chose to use the music from the original "Star Trek" TV show, with sound effects pulled from Bruce Lee movies. Your mind might start to warp with the unending kung-fu battles, and the laconic intercuts to the sleepy puppet masters behind the effort to destroy Lazarus. It's truly a sight to behold. <br />
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The awesome folks at <a href="http://www.adjustyourtracking.com/">Adjust Your Tracking</a> are offering a special edition of the movie in <a href="http://www.adjustyourtracking.com/product/lazarus-the-legend-vhs/">a VHS clamshell</a>. All profits to the Frazinni family are being donated to a local Pennsylvania animal shelter. <a href="http://www.adjustyourtracking.com/product/lazarus-the-legend-vhs/">Go check it out</a>! Here also is a link to view the movie on YouTube.<br />
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See you in February! Get on <a href="mailto:horriblemovienight@gmail.com">our email list</a> and you won't miss a horrible thing.<br />
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<b>HMN</b>Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-17184815963237860332014-12-30T09:48:00.000-08:002014-12-30T09:48:09.488-08:00Spring breakers, Wall Street criminals, and a mutant cat -- you're invited to "UNINVITED"!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20px;">After a chilled-out vacation, we are back to present a new year's worth of worthless movies. Let's start 2015 off so-wrong-it's-right with 1988's "</span><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096341/" style="background-color: white; color: #c87309; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20px; text-decoration: none;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Uninvited</span></a><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20px;">"!</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20px;">"</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;">Uninvited</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20px;">" is a rollicking, scary voyage aboard a luxury yacht, with the unlikely combo of nubile spring-breakers and criminal venture capitalists. A simple excursion to the Cayman Islands is terrorized by a genetically-mutated cat who kills, at first, only mean people, then indiscriminately. Director </span><a href="http://www.greydonclark.com/" style="background-color: white; color: #c87309; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20px; text-decoration: none;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Greydon Clark</span></a><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20px;"> also gave us the videogame sex romp "</span><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085764/" style="background-color: white; color: #c87309; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20px; text-decoration: none;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Joysticks</span></a><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20px;">".</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20px;">It's hilariously bad -- when the cat mutates to attack, a hairball-like creature pops out of its mouth to bite ankles, wrists, and other body parts to a comically bloody effect. It also stars screen legend </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;">George Kennedy</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20px;">, who heavily sighs his way through his role as the criminal mastermind's bodyguard. Other seasoned character actors pop up as well (including </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;">Clu Gulager</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20px;"> of "</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;">Return of the Living Dead</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20px;">"). "</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;">Uninvited</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20px;">" is an absolute joy to behold.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20px;">As always, </span><u style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20px;">you</u><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20px;"> power the show with renewable riffing energy -- give us the best one of the best one-liners of the evening, and you will win a prize. We will also feature stand-up from <a href="https://twitter.com/juliaprescott">JULIA PRESCOTT</a> (Vice, The Aquabats Super Show), special guests from the movie, cheap snacks & drinks, and free popcorn! So pop your cat allergy pills, and get some <a href="http://holdmyticket.com/event/193119">cheap tickets now in advance</a>! Get on <a href="mailto:horriblemovienight@gmail.com">our mailing list</a>, and join us in our various internet cavities: <a href="http://instagram.com/horriblemovienight">Instagram</a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Horrible-Movie-Night/187943907899299">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/HorribleMovieNight/videos">YouTube</a>, and <a href="https://twitter.com/horriblemovie">Twitter</a>. See you soon, bad movie fans!</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;">HMN</span>Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-22594624422684265352014-12-02T15:20:00.000-08:002014-12-02T15:20:59.432-08:00"THE CHRISTMAS MARTIAN" is gonna come down your chimney!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Crappy holidaze!<br />
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It's time for <b>HMN</b>'s holiday figgy pudding with the 1971 kids movie, "<b>The Christmas Martian</b>"!<br />
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In this wonderfully & laughably dubbed French-Canadian movie, a Martian lands his UFO in a snowy town. He is discovered by two kids, whom he quickly befriends by covering them with off-brand M&Ms (not joking). He proceeds to help them learn to fly with a giant matchstick (again, not joking). Eventually, the townsfolk get all pitchforky about the interloper, and decide to eradicate him. Can the kids save their new interplanetary friend? Here's a clip: <br />
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<b>Saturday, December 13th, 2014</b><br />
<b>9PM</b> (doors 8:30)<br />
NerdMelt Showroom<br />
7522 Sunset Blvd.<br />
Hollywood, Calif. 90046<br />
<b>Tickets: <a href="http://holdmyticket.com/event/189276-horrible-movie-night">$8. in advance</a></b> ($10. at the door)<br />
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<a href="http://holdmyticket.com/event/189276-horrible-movie-night">Tickets in advance</a> are cheaper than stocking stuffers, so get on that. We'd love to see & hear you roast this holiday turkey -- there's always prizes for the best one-liners of the evening. We also have stand-up from <a href="https://twitter.com/ToeKneeSam">TONY SAM</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/RickyCarmona">RICKY CARMONA</a>! It's gonna be great.<br />
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<a href="http://holdmyticket.com/event/189276-horrible-movie-night">Get tickets now</a>, and follow us on <a href="http://instagram.com/horriblemovienight">Instagram</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/horriblemovie">Twitter</a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Horrible-Movie-Night/187943907899299">Facebook</a>, and via <a href="mailto:horriblemovienight@gmail.com">our mailing list</a>. Happy everything!<br />
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<b>HMN</b>Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-1792799306951300422014-10-30T09:57:00.000-07:002014-10-30T09:57:52.837-07:00Roll up a fat one with "MR. NO LEGS"!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>HMN</b>ers!<br />
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Welcome back to another edition of roasting ridiculous movies! We have a great one on tap for you this month, going all the way back to 1979 with the amazing insanity of "<b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082775/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1">Mr. No Legs</a></b>"!<br />
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The aforementioned Mr. No is an enforcer for a drug kingpin, and surprisingly good at his job. In addition to being a kung fu master and a seriously bad dude, he has stainless steel shotguns built into his wheelchair. When the relative of a police officer dies at the hands of one of the drug operation's flunkies, an investigation begins. The noose tightens on the drug kingpin, and Mr. No Legs finds himself with shifting priorities.<br />
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Not on DVD or Netflix (or even VHS, really), this movie's got it all. Looking for legless kung fu kicks, bar room brawls, atrophied strip clubs, and someone attacking a Corvette with a sword? Mr. No Legs has got you covered.<br />
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<b>Saturday, November 8th 2014</b><br />
<b>9PM</b> (Doors 8:30)<br />
NerdMelt Showroom<br />
7522 Sunset Blvd.<br />
Hollywood, Calif. 90046<br />
<b>Tickets:<a href="http://holdmyticket.com/event/186358-horrible-movie-night"> $8. in advance</a></b> ($10. at the door)<br />
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Find us/spread the gospel via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Horrible-Movie-Night/187943907899299">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/horriblemovie">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://instagram.com/horriblemovienight">Instagram</a>, and <a href="mailto:horriblemovienight@gmail.com">our mailing list</a>. <a href="http://holdmyticket.com/event/186358-horrible-movie-night">Get your tickets</a>, and we'll look forward to seeing you roll in to the show!<br />
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<b>HMN</b>Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-37511911722656625172014-10-01T14:05:00.002-07:002014-10-07T11:49:55.378-07:00Go seek "HIDER IN THE HOUSE", starring Gary Busey!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Thanks to everyone that showed up for our big 5th anniversary show! We're so stoked to be able to bring these cinematic atrocities to you for so long. If you haven't been down to a show yet, who better to entice you than the force of nature that is Gary Busey, starring in 1989's "<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097503/combined"><b>Hider In the House</b></a>"! Let's roast!</div>
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Gary plays a deranged man who camps out in the attic of a house belonging to a young family, and develops a creepy (is there any other kind?) attachment to them, with deadly results. To give you an approximation as to the level of ridiculousness in the movie, we need only point you towards the movie poster. "He's already in" is the tagline, when he is clearly outside. Thank you again for all you do, windows.</div>
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<a href="http://holdmyticket.com/event/184331">Grab your tickets now</a> at the link above, then come down and be funny! You could walk home with a prize, and also walk home with the respect that comes with walking home with a prize. There will be great stand-up comedy from <a href="https://twitter.com/Katie_Crown">KATIE CROWN</a>, and <a href="https://twitter.com/AndrewMichaan">ANDREW MICHAAN</a>, plus free popcorn!</div>
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Stay tuned with us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Horrible-Movie-Night/187943907899299">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/horriblemovie">Twitter</a>, and <a href="http://instagram.com/horriblemovienight">Instagram</a>, as we will be having caption contests soon where you can win free tickets to the show. We'll look forward to having you guys in the house.</div>
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Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-83004625864351584712014-08-19T09:24:00.002-07:002014-09-01T15:08:11.422-07:00Celebrate HMN's 5th anniversary with SHARKNADO 2!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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We're having a birthday! We couldn't think of a better way to celebrate our fifth anniversary than to team up with our pals at <a href="http://theasylum.cc/">The Asylum</a> to bring you our roast of the already-classic "<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3062074/?ref_=nv_sr_1"><b>Sharknado 2</b></a>"!<br />
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Fin & April are back, along with new characters, and a gang of celebrity cameos. The sharks will fly, the chainsaws will slice, and the fun will be brought.<br />
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<b>Saturday, Sept. 6, 2014</b><br />
<b>9PM </b>(Doors 8:30)<br />
<a href="https://nerdmeltla.com/">NerdMelt Showroom</a><br />
7522 Sunset Blvd.<br />
Hollywood, Calif. 90046<br />
<a href="http://holdmyticket.com/event/181511"><b>Tickets: $10</b></a><br />
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This is going to be a very special night, so you gotta gotta gotta <a href="http://holdmyticket.com/event/181511">get your tickets early</a>, or you will miss out! We will have <b>special guests from the movie</b> (to be announced), swag from The Asylum, and birthday presents from us to you. There will be stand-up from comedian and Sharknado expert <a href="https://twitter.com/dantelfer">DAN TELFER</a> (@midnight, The Onion), plus free popcorn.<br />
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That's all in addition to the <b>HMN</b> prizes for the best one-liners of the evening. You could be a winner if you come ready to roast, and you're a funny mofo. Get all up in our social media at <a href="https://twitter.com/HorribleMovie">Twitter</a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Horrible-Movie-Night/187943907899299">Facebook</a>, <a href="http://instagram.com/horriblemovienight">Instagram</a>, and on <a href="mailto:horriblemovienight@gmail.com">our email list</a>.<br />
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Let's do this, people -- <a href="http://holdmyticket.com/event/181511">get tickets right now</a>!<br />
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Buzzzzz,<br />
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<b>HMN</b>Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-29795757802288302262014-07-22T13:38:00.000-07:002014-07-31T11:35:30.042-07:00You can't "BAIL OUT" of the Hoff --<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The dog days of summer are here, but the dog days are every days for us at <b>HMN</b> as we spend every waking moment searching for that next big bad movie. Courtesy of the local swap meet, we've just adopted our pooch for August. Come sniff the butt of 1989's "<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098614/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1"><b>Bail Out</b></a>"!<br />
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7jEA3frY4">Hasselhoff</a>! Let's just get that out of the way right off. Alternately titled, "W.B., Blue, and the Bean", this direct-to-video stinker has the Hoff as part of team of wise-cracking bounty hunters. They are assigned by their sleazy boss to protect a witness (Linda Blair from "The Exorcist") and make sure she gets to the trial. Of course, when the Hoff and his buddies insinuate themselves into the situation, things take a turn for the shooty and explodey. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA_61bcwjfU">Hasselhoff</a>! It's wonderfully fine cheese, and quite possibly the most unabashedly racist movie we've ever seen.
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<b>9PM</b> (doors 8:30)<br />
<a href="https://nerdmeltla.com/">NerdMelt Showroom</a><br />
7522 Sunset Blvd.<br />
Hollywood, Calif., 90046<br />
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You know the drill by now -- show up to the theater, yell out your best one-liners at the movie, and you could win a prize if we judge your jokes the best of the evening. We will also have stand-up from from <a href="https://twitter.com/johnnypemberton">JOHNNY PEMBERTON</a> (21 & 22 Jump Street, The Kroll Show) & <a href="https://twitter.com/momowelch">MO WELCH</a> (The Mo Show, Larry Bird Variety Hour)! NerdMelt was voted <a href="http://www.laweekly.com/bestof/2013/award/best-comedy-club-2227192/">best comedy club of 2013</a> by the LA Weekly, y'know. Plus free popcorn! Get those <a href="https://www.nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=970">tickets now on the cheap</a>.<br />
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<a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Horrible-Movie-Night/187943907899299">Spread</a> <a href="http://instagram.com/horriblemovienight">the</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/horriblemovie">word</a> among all your MST3K/RiffTrax pals, and come live-mock in person! And get on <a href="mailto:horriblemovienight@gmail.com">our email list</a>, while you're at it. See you at the show!<br />
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<b>HMN</b>Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-22278578035918473072014-06-27T11:55:00.004-07:002014-06-27T11:55:50.988-07:00Poke poke poke -- let us incite you to see "PROVOKED", starring Americana from G.L.O.W.!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Happy summer!<br />
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We have been thrilled with all of our new fans, and the raucous fun shows at NerdMelt. You gotta come join us! C'mon. C'mon. C'MON! Do you suddenly feel -- "<b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0244736/?ref_=fn_al_tt_3">Provoked</a></b>"?<br />
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<b>Americana</b> from the <a href="http://www.gorgeousladiesofwrestling.com/">Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling</a> (as <b>Cindy Maranne</b>) stars in this bizarre and hilarious actioner from 1989. Casey and her new husband are off on their honeymoon, but have to stop by the payroll company where they work to pick something up. At the same time, a gang of criminals (led by the wonderfully terrible Big Mama) arrive to rob the place. Thus begins a hostage drama, complete with random violence, ridiculous demands to the TV news, and the worst pizza delivery ever. It's like "Die Hard", if it was written by a <a href="http://nobulljive.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/willy-water-bug.jpg">Willy Water Bug</a> sprinkler.<br />
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The movie is so VHS that it doesn't even have a trailer, so here's a clip to provoke you:<br />
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<b>9PM </b>(Doors 8:30)<br />
<a href="https://nerdmeltla.com/">NerdMelt Showroom</a><br />
7522 Sunset Blvd.<br />
Hollywood, Calif., 90046<br />
<b>Tickets: <a href="https://nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=943">$8 in advance</a> (</b>$10 at the door<b>) </b><br />
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Our show has audience power! This means you mock the movie, and the best one-liners from the evening win prizes. We will also have some of L.A.'s best stand-up comedy as various points during the show. All this along with free popcorn! <a href="https://nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=943">Get your tickets now</a>!<br />
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Follow us in all usual places: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Horrible-Movie-Night/187943907899299">Facebook</a>, <a href="http://instagram.com/horriblemovienight">Instagram</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/horriblemovie">Twitter</a>, and get on <a href="mailto:horriblemovienight@gmail.com">our email list</a>, too. See you at the show, right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Right?<br />
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<b>HMN </b>Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-78183944477287749552014-05-30T10:05:00.001-07:002014-05-30T10:05:45.964-07:00Start your descent into the volcanic area -- it's "AIRPLANE VS. VOLCANO" with cast & crew!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Kaboom!<br />
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Happy June, bad movie mockers! Since volcano season almost upon us, we've decided to get in the spirit with a brand new movie, 2014's "<b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3417334/">Airplane Vs. Volcano</a></b>"!<br />
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We weren't exactly sure how this movie wouldn't have a running time of approximately 2 & 1/2 minutes. Thankfully it's doesn't, and instead is chock full of wild, insane, wonderful, nonsense. It stars Dean Cain, Robin Givens, and Boom Boom Washington from "Welcome Back, Kotter." And don't forget the volcano! It also stars a volcano.
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<b>9PM</b> (Doors 8:30)<br />
<a href="https://nerdmeltla.com/">NerdMelt Showroom</a><br />
7522 Sunset Blvd.<br />
Hollywood, Calif 90046<br />
<b>Tickets: <a href="https://nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=913/">$8 in advance</a> </b>($10 at the door)<br />
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Don't forget -- your live commentary powers our show! Show up funny, and continue being that way by yelling out killer one-liners, and you could head home with a prize. Find us on social media (you know how, you're big kids), and head on out to see us!<br />
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<br />Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-52405243822138207772014-05-21T11:00:00.002-07:002015-01-14T10:57:00.664-08:00Too horrible for HMN! Exhibit N: "Computer Beach Party"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Some movies are sadly too bad/boring/campy/whatever for even the hearty souls at <b>HMN</b>. Here is yet another in an occasional series of profiles of those doomed films -- "<b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0150179/">Computer Beach Party</a></b>."<br />
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Ostensibly made to combine the burgeoning computer craze with the established beach party craze, this 1987 bizarre hodgepodge features everything one looks for in a bad/good movie: bad acting, bad dubbing, <u>lots</u> of dubbing, subplots that go nowhere, etc. "Computer Beach Party"adds a new and unprecedented affront:<br />
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Wow. This gem was unearthed by the geniuses at <a href="http://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/2576">Found Footage Fest</a>, and has been getting the exposure it deserves. Just get immunized before being exposed to this movie. Enjoy a snippet below and if you dig it, we've linked the entire film below that.</div>
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News on our Sat., June 14th show at <a href="https://nerdmeltla.com/">NerdMelt</a> coming soon!</div>
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Achtung, bad movie fans!<br />
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Zombies have had quite a resurgence in the last few years, but they never might have come back if it was up to a horrible little treasure called "<b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081027/">Zombie Lake</a></b>."<br />
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A French film from 1981, this wacko shambler posits a laconic rural town where a small lake is home to a division of undead Nazi soldiers, whose favorite food is female skinnydippers. It turns out the feeding frenzy is revenge for the town fighting back against the German occupation during World War II. Add in some human-on-zombie lovin', terrible makeup, fantastically bad dubbing, and you got yourself a heap of cinematic awesome.<br />
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Peep the trailer below, which is spoiler-tastic and very NSFW.<br />
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We are pleased to welcome as our co-host this month <a href="https://twitter.com/ProudlyResents">ADAM SPIELGELMAN</a>, host of the excellent cult movie podcast <a href="http://proudlyresents.com/">Proudly Resents</a>. You will bear witness to his acumen of a dug-in VHS junkie and his excellent comedic skills.<br />
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Speaking of comedy, we will also welcome two amazing stand-ups for our evening of mockery -- <a href="https://twitter.com/joshcomers">JOSH COMERS</a> (Conan, Comedy Central Roasts) and <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnUngaro">JOHN UNGARO</a> (Stonecutters L.A., NerdTerns). However, our big comedy stars will be <i><b>you</b></i> -- you will heckle the movie into submission, and if your one-liner is deemed hilarious, you'll shuffle home with a special prize. Don't forget we have free popcorn, too!<br />
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<a href="https://nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=874/">Get your tickets now at a discount</a> at the link above, follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/horriblemovie">Twitter</a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Horrible-Movie-Night/187943907899299">Facebook</a>, and <a href="http://instagram.com/horriblemovienight">Instagram</a>, and get on <a href="mailto:horriblemovienight@gmail.com">our email list</a>. We're anxious to eat your flesh!<br />
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Brandon Lee (son of kung-fu legend Bruce Lee) stars as CIA operative Michael Gold, tasked with bringing a laser scientist (played by Ernest Borgnine, who sports a vague and ridiculous eastern European accent) back to the US from Cuba. At least we think it's Cuba, as we suddenly are in Africa about a quarter into the movie. Once the scientist is kidnapped, Michael teams up with the scientist's daughter (Debi Monahan). Much exploding and bulleting ensues. Add in some time-travelled Nazis, and a bumbling pair of KGB agents, and you got enough bad cinema to eat for weeks.
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FRIDAY! Once again, we are roasting on a Friday, so don't show up on Saturday -- you will receive no laser mission. <a href="https://nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=842/">Advance tickets</a> are cheap, so grab some <a href="https://nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=842/">at the link above</a>.<br />
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We will be welcoming some excellent stand-up from <a href="http://summah.info/">HOWARD KREMER</a> (Who Charted? podcast, Dragon Boy Suede), and <a href="https://twitter.com/brandonwardell">BRANDON WARDELL</a> (The Meltdown Show). As always, there will be free popcorn! And there will also be prizes -- if you're one of the funniest folks who gives us a killer one-liner during the movie. We are a people-powered show.<br />
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Hit us on <a href="https://twitter.com/horriblemovie">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://instagram.com/horriblemovienight">Instagram</a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Horrible-Movie-Night/187943907899299">Facebook</a>, and <a href="mailto:horriblemovienight@gmail.com">our NEW email list</a>. <a href="https://nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=842/">Get your tickets early</a>, arrive early to get a good seat, and we'll zzzzee you at the show!<br />
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<b>HMN</b>Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854307430207446522.post-83179581985519934272014-02-28T09:46:00.002-08:002014-02-28T09:46:54.734-08:00Get abducted by "VOYAGE OF THE ROCK ALIENS" with guest cast appearances!<br />
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A 1984 cautionary (and newly relevant) tale of nuclear waste, homelessness, and fashion photography, C.H.U.D. stars John Heard (Sharknado 4eva FTW) and Daniel Stern as two concerned New Yorkers battling back against monsters lurking in the subway system. When that lurking turns into people being eaten, the guys go on the attack, fighting not only the mutant cannibals, but a government agency desperate to hide a dark secret. It's C.H.U.D.-tastic!<br />
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Hit us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Horrible-Movie-Night/187943907899299">Facebook</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/horriblemovie">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://instagram.com/horriblemovienight">Instagram</a>, and at <a href="mailto:horriblemovie@pacbell.net">our email list</a>. Come ready to roast, and we'll see you there!</div>
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Thus begins another marker in time of the unending parade of terrible, hilarious cinema. We're happy to have you along for the ride. Speaking of rides, make sure you're up-to-date with your payments, or you'll get a visit from "<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0340312/combined">REPO JAKE</a>"!<br />
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This 1990 direct-to-video stars Grizzly Adams -- er, Dan Haggerty as an ex-marine looking to restart his life in the quiet, laconic town of Los Angeles. Great choice, Jake. Just like the choice of becoming a repo man. Almost immediately, Jake becomes embroiled with the Mob, the porn industry, demolition derby, and awkward dinners with his beautiful neighbor. Action ensues and the bad guys' asses are repossesed!<br />
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<b>Tickets</b>: <a href="https://www.nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=732/">$8. in advance</a> ($10. at the door)</div>
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Get <a href="https://www.nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=732/">advance tickets now at the link</a>, and you'll start the new year off right by saving money. It's gonna be a killer night of great stand-up, special guests, free popcorn, and the <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-3PR3NsMQIdiCs5p0UooEmHEedy2HNmNaoUeAEw_AkTiXxm7FAQlhdiifnLnNG4rWH9X7vZ709HK_ESzPzSHb5samfrP-tr3wmpACLrboxVqC95bDMn-F_Jmq8gN32QQkHySKV8R7RiCp/s1600/1462953_776957398997944_1095822432_n.jpg">new <b>HMN</b> t-shirts</a> now on sale! Be the funniest person/persons in the theater, and you will win a special prize for the walk home (because your car has been repo'ed).<br />
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It's gonna be great! We're looking forward to seeing more of you in 2014 -- maybe someday we can move in together. Until then, hover around us on <a href="https://twitter.com/horriblemovie">Twitter</a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Horrible-Movie-Night/187943907899299">Facebook</a>, <a href="http://instagram.com/horriblemovienight">Instagram</a>, and <a href="mailto:horriblemovie@pacbell.net">our mailing list</a>. See you soon!<br />
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<b>HMN</b>Horrible Movie Nighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13587340005777642755noreply@blogger.com0