Friday, December 6, 2013

This Christmas, get run over by a reindeer in "SANTA'S SLAY"!

Ho ho ho, HMN faithful -

Like snow through the hourglass, December is suddenly upon us.  Take a break from shouldering fellow mall patrons and hate-tweeting large corporations, and treat yourself to an early present -- "Santa's Slay"!

This 2005 holiday romp posits Santa not as a jolly gift-giver, but as a murderous maniac, the result of being the offspring of Satan.  It turns out giving presents was a thousand-year punishment for Santa.  Now that his obligation is fulfilled, the killing can begin anew.  But a boy and his grandpa still believe, and do everything they can to take him out like a Black Friday shopper.

It's wildly naughty fun.  There's great cameos from Fran Drescher, Chris Kattan, and James Caan.  Expect frightening reindeer, exploding presents, and a lot more red than green.

Saturday, December 21, 2013
9PM (Doors 8:30)
NerdMelt Showroom
7522 Sunset Blvd.
Hollywood, Calif. 90046
Tickets: $8. in advance ($10. at the door)

Get your tickets now at a discount -- we can be that awesome thing you do in L.A. before heading out of town, or just the beginning of a Hollywood Yule, where you own the mercifully traffic-less streets.  In either case, come early to our show and shop for some excellent last-minute gifts at Meltdown Comics.

As always, you can expect hilarious riffs, great stand-up (this month from Erik Charles Neilsen [Community, Conan]), and free popcorn!

And new this month are the Horrible Movie Night t-shirts, fresh from the printer!  They will be on sale at the show for the insane low price of $12.

Hit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and our mailing list.  We have some killer stuff on tap for 2014 -- you gotta ride along with us!  We look forward to watching "Santa's Slay" roasting on an open fire.

Crappy holidays!