Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Spring breakers, Wall Street criminals, and a mutant cat -- you're invited to "UNINVITED"!

Crappy new year!

After a chilled-out vacation, we are back to present a new year's worth of worthless movies.  Let's start 2015 off so-wrong-it's-right with 1988's "Uninvited"!

"Uninvited" is a rollicking, scary voyage aboard a luxury yacht, with the unlikely combo of nubile spring-breakers and criminal venture capitalists. A simple excursion to the Cayman Islands is terrorized by a genetically-mutated cat who kills, at first, only mean people, then indiscriminately. Director Greydon Clark also gave us the videogame sex romp "Joysticks".

It's hilariously bad -- when the cat mutates to attack, a hairball-like creature pops out of its mouth to bite ankles, wrists, and other body parts to a comically bloody effect. It also stars screen legend George Kennedy, who heavily sighs his way through his role as the criminal mastermind's bodyguard.  Other seasoned character actors pop up as well (including Clu Gulager of "Return of the Living Dead").  "Uninvited" is an absolute joy to behold.

Saturday, January 10th, 2015
9PM (Doors at 8:30)
NerdMelt Showroom
7522 Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, Calif. 90046
Tickets: $8. in advance ($10. at the door)

As always, you power the show with renewable riffing energy -- give us the best one of the best one-liners of the evening, and you will win a prize.  We will also feature stand-up from JULIA PRESCOTT (Vice, The Aquabats Super Show), special guests from the movie, cheap snacks & drinks, and free popcorn!  So pop your cat allergy pills, and get some cheap tickets now in advance!  Get on our mailing list, and join us in our various internet cavities: Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter.  See you soon, bad movie fans!