Never mind being mugged on the subway, watch out for being eaten by C.H.U.D.!

Merry February -

Every month we dig deep in the crates to bring you the best in the worst cinema. This month, we dig deep underground to bring you the 30th anniversary of "C.H.U.D."!

A 1984 cautionary (and newly relevant) tale of nuclear waste, homelessness, and fashion photography, C.H.U.D. stars John Heard (Sharknado 4eva FTW) and Daniel Stern as two concerned New Yorkers battling back against monsters lurking in the subway system.  When that lurking turns into people being eaten, the guys go on the attack, fighting not only the mutant cannibals, but a government agency desperate to hide a dark secret. It's C.H.U.D.-tastic!

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Saturday, February 8th, 2014

9PM (Doors 8:30)

NerdMelt Showroom

7522 Sunset Blvd.

Hollywood, Calif. 90046
Tickets: $8. in advance ($10. at the door)

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Joining us a special co-host this month is JAY THOMAS (Sirius XM's The Jay Thomas Show, Murphy Brown, Cheers), who acted in the movie, alongside a young John Goodman.  Jay is a raconteur extraordinaire, and 
a hilarious guy -- it'll amplify an already great evening. 

Tickets are on sale now!  Get yours at a discount if you buy in advance at the link above.  As always, your funny one-liners power the show. Be the best, and you'll stroll back home through the sewers with a prize. All that, great stand-up comedy, and free popcorn?  What are you waiting for?

Hit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and at our email list. Come ready to roast, and we'll see you there!

Yours in C.H.U.D.itutde,

HMN

Let "REPO JAKE" take you away!

Crappy new year!

Thus begins another marker in time of the unending parade of terrible, hilarious cinema.  We're happy to have you along for the ride.  Speaking of rides, make sure you're up-to-date with your payments, or you'll get a visit from "REPO JAKE"!

This 1990 direct-to-video stars Grizzly Adams -- er, Dan Haggerty as an ex-marine looking to restart his life in the quiet, laconic town of Los Angeles.  Great choice, Jake.  Just like the choice of becoming a repo man.  Almost immediately, Jake becomes embroiled with the Mob, the porn industry, demolition derby, and awkward dinners with his beautiful neighbor.  Action ensues and the bad guys' asses are repossesed!

It's a can't-look-away stir fry of bizarre acting, misplaced rap songs, crummy editing & lighting, and Dan Haggerty.  Total gas.







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Saturday, January 18th, 2014

9PM (Doors 8:30)

NerdMelt Showroom

7522 Sunset Blvd.

Hollywood, Calif. 90046

Tickets: $8. in advance ($10. at the door)

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Get advance tickets now at the link, and you'll start the new year off right by saving money.  It's gonna be a killer night of great stand-up, special guests, free popcorn, and the new HMN t-shirts now on sale!  Be the funniest person/persons in the theater, and you will win a special prize for the walk home (because your car has been repo'ed).

It's gonna be great!  We're looking forward to seeing more of you in 2014 -- maybe someday we can move in together.  Until then, hover around us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and our mailing list.  See you soon!

Honk honk,

HMN