Roll up a fat one with "MR. NO LEGS"!

HMNers!

Welcome back to another edition of roasting ridiculous movies!  We have a great one on tap for you this month, going all the way back to 1979 with the amazing insanity of "Mr. No Legs"!

The aforementioned Mr. No is an enforcer for a drug kingpin, and surprisingly good at his job.  In addition to being a kung fu master and a seriously bad dude, he has stainless steel shotguns built into his wheelchair.  When the relative of a police officer dies at the hands of one of the drug operation's flunkies, an investigation begins.  The noose tightens on the drug kingpin, and Mr. No Legs finds himself with shifting priorities.

Not on DVD or Netflix (or even VHS, really), this movie's got it all.  Looking for legless kung fu kicks, bar room brawls, atrophied strip clubs, and someone attacking a Corvette with a sword?  Mr. No Legs has got you covered.


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Saturday, November 8th 2014
9PM (Doors 8:30)
NerdMelt Showroom
7522 Sunset Blvd.
Hollywood, Calif. 90046
Tickets: $8. in advance ($10. at the door)
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Tickets are cheaper in advance, so get on that!  Our show is audience-powered!  Come down to the show, yell out your funniest one-liners, and you could win a prize.  We will also feature stand-up from MOSES STORM, cheap snacks & drinks, and free popcorn!  I mean, come on!

Find us/spread the gospel via Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and our mailing list.  Get your tickets, and we'll look forward to seeing you roll in to the show!

HMN

Go seek "HIDER IN THE HOUSE", starring Gary Busey!

Ready or not, here we come!

Thanks to everyone that showed up for our big 5th anniversary show!  We're so stoked to be able to bring these cinematic atrocities to you for so long.  If you haven't been down to a show yet, who better to entice you than the force of nature that is Gary Busey, starring in 1989's "Hider In the House"!  Let's roast!

Gary plays a deranged man who camps out in the attic of a house belonging to a young family, and develops a creepy (is there any other kind?) attachment to them, with deadly results.  To give you an approximation as to the level of ridiculousness in the movie, we need only point you towards the movie poster.  "He's already in" is the tagline, when he is clearly outside.  Thank you again for all you do, windows.

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Saturday, October 11th, 2014

9PM (doors 8:30)

NerdMelt Showroom

7522 Sunset Blvd.

Hollywood, Calif., 90046

Tickets: $8. in advance ($10. at the door)

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Grab your tickets now at the link above, then come down and be funny!  You could walk home with a prize, and also walk home with the respect that comes with walking home with a prize.  There will be great stand-up comedy from KATIE CROWN, and ANDREW MICHAAN, plus free popcorn!

Stay tuned with us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, as we will be having caption contests soon where you can win free tickets to the show.  We'll look forward to having you guys in the house.

Boo,

HMN