Tuesday, July 22, 2014
You can't "BAIL OUT" of the Hoff --
The dog days of summer are here, but the dog days are every days for us at HMN as we spend every waking moment searching for that next big bad movie. Courtesy of the local swap meet, we've just adopted our pooch for August. Come sniff the butt of 1989's "Bail Out"!
Hasselhoff! Let's just get that out of the way right off. Alternately titled, "W.B., Blue, and the Bean", this direct-to-video stinker has the Hoff as part of team of wise-cracking bounty hunters. They are assigned by their sleazy boss to protect a witness (Linda Blair from "The Exorcist") and make sure she gets to the trial. Of course, when the Hoff and his buddies insinuate themselves into the situation, things take a turn for the shooty and explodey. Hasselhoff! It's wonderfully fine cheese, and quite possibly the most unabashedly racist movie we've ever seen.
Saturday, August 9th, 2014
9PM (doors 8:30)
7522 Sunset Blvd.
Hollywood, Calif., 90046
Tickets: $8. in advance ($10. at the door)
You know the drill by now -- show up to the theater, yell out your best one-liners at the movie, and you could win a prize if we judge your jokes the best of the evening. We will also have stand-up from from JOHNNY PEMBERTON (21 & 22 Jump Street, The Kroll Show) & MO WELCH (The Mo Show, Larry Bird Variety Hour)! NerdMelt was voted best comedy club of 2013 by the LA Weekly, y'know. Plus free popcorn! Get those tickets now on the cheap.
Spread the word among all your MST3K/RiffTrax pals, and come live-mock in person! And get on our email list, while you're at it. See you at the show!