Like snow through the hourglass, December is suddenly upon us. Take a break from shouldering fellow mall patrons and hate-tweeting large corporations, and treat yourself to an early present -- "Santa's Slay"!
This 2005 holiday romp posits Santa not as a jolly gift-giver, but as a murderous maniac, the result of being the offspring of Satan. It turns out giving presents was a thousand-year punishment for Santa. Now that his obligation is fulfilled, the killing can begin anew. But a boy and his grandpa still believe, and do everything they can to take him out like a Black Friday shopper.
It's wildly naughty fun. There's great cameos from Fran Drescher, Chris Kattan, and James Caan. Expect frightening reindeer, exploding presents, and a lot more red than green.
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Saturday, December 21, 2013
9PM (Doors 8:30)
NerdMelt Showroom
7522 Sunset Blvd.
Hollywood, Calif. 90046
Tickets: $8. in advance ($10. at the door)
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Get your tickets now at a discount -- we can be that awesome thing you do in L.A. before heading out of town, or just the beginning of a Hollywood Yule, where you own the mercifully traffic-less streets. In either case, come early to our show and shop for some excellent last-minute gifts at Meltdown Comics.
As always, you can expect hilarious riffs, great stand-up (this month from Erik Charles Neilsen [Community, Conan]), and free popcorn!
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Crappy holidays!
HMN
