-- we always wind up playing a shepherd, and we think the previous year's Christmas movie can't be topped. How do you get any worse than "Santa with Muscles" or "Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny"? We'll tell you how -- with a little lump of coal from 1989 titled, "Elves". We considered not even writing a full description of the movie, and let one line speak for the entire event:
"I want to know the connection between the elves and the Nazis."
What, you haven't broken out your wallet in a frenzy to buy a ticket? OK, fine. "Elves" is a jaunty holiday tale of a long-dormant Nazi plot to engineer an army of supermen by having an elf creature mate with a human virgin on Christmas Eve. The only spanner in the works is Mike McGavin, an ex-cop turned department store Santa (played by "Grizzly Adams" star Dan Haggerty), who insinuates himself into the action to save the virgin, save Christmas, and save the human race.-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Saturday, December 17th, 2011
8PM (Doors 7:15PM)
6476 Santa Monica Blvd.
Hollywood, Calif., 90038
Come and be a part of the Christ-mess spirit! Tickets are on sale now at this link -- get 'em now while you can! We're cheaper than a regular movie anywhere else, and you won't have to worry that the movie will be bad -- you already know it is! And you can still buy secret Santa gifts with the extra cash.
As always, we will feature improv from the awesome Omelettes, drinks of various potencies for sale, and prizes to be given out for the funniest, most crowd-pleasingest one-liners yelled out during the show. So riff we all! Don't forget to join us on Facebook, Twitter, Google, and our mailing list -- you'll stay informed on what's awful cinematically. We'll look forward to hosting you this month at the theater!