Another notch in the cinematic bedpost

"Memorial Valley Massacre" was a clubfooted smash, and our audience came through with killer commentary. Only in a Horrible Movie can you not avoid the slowest runaway bulldozer ever seen on film. Our thanks to everyone that showed up!

We're working on clearing our October movie, and once we do, it'll get you thinking about Halloween -- only the part where you eat too much candy, and barf 'til your uvula looks like a clown nose.

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Horrible Movie Night is go!

Oh dear, what are we doing --?

Dare you subject yourself to the pain and horror of the worst movies on the planet? Good -- we'll have company. Join us on our monthly excursions to the unseen depths of moviedom. Our next journey:

"Memorial Valley Massacre"

From 1988, this slasher movie takes place on Memorial Day weekend (we wish there was a "Labor Day Massacre", but alas) at a newly-opened park in the wilderness. The guests are all out of Central Casting, and cover every stereotype in the book -- biker chicks, an ex-military man, a henpecked husband, high school dickweeds, etc. And the killer (don't worry, this is revealed in the first ten minutes) is a CAVEMAN. It goes wonderfully downhill from there.

As always, your host is Tom Winkler, creator of doodie.com, and we'll have halftime improv from the Omelettes!

Saturday, September 19th, 2009
8PM (Doors at 7:15)
The Complex - 6476 Santa Monica Blvd., Hollywood, Calif 90038
$8.

Seats are gonna go fast, so RSVP now to: horriblemovie@pacbell.net

Our first theater show!

Our premiere cinematic 10-car pileup is "The Executioner Part 2" from 1984. There was no Part 1. Classic. It was also filmed without sound, and had the dialogue dubbed in later (even though it was filmed in the US with American actors). One of those actors is Chris Mitchum, son of Robert Mitchum. It's the story of two Vietnam vets whose lives take different paths upon their return -- one becomes a cop, the other becomes a vigilante. It's beautifully awful, with some keen bon mots you'll treasure the rest of the week.

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